In a no-holds-barred interview straight out of South Park’s sandbox, America’s Coach welcomes Slimy Trump—the presidential penis himself—fresh off his animated debut. From Climax, Michigan to Ball State, Slimy goes deep. Very deep. And sings Pippin. It’s magically patriotic!
Show Notes — America's Coach (July 29, 2025)
San Diego, CA · 7:15P Pacific
0:00 – Opening teaser: “Slimy Trump today on America’s Coach Live”
0:26 – South Park controversy: Eyes on the penis debate
1:12 – Slimy Trump joins the show, live from the president’s pants
1:35 – Stakes of the erection—I mean, election
2:14 – Slimy’s big reveal in the South Park desert
2:37 – Family background: concert pianist mom, sharpshooter dad
2:50 – Favorite hometown: Spunky Puddle, OH
3:13 – Life as the smallest penis next to the world’s biggest asshole
3:25 – Undercover ops and college at Ball State
3:49 – Lightning Round: Little Richard, Stuart Little and In-N-Out
4:07 – Epstein Files: “Why do you think my eyes are so googly?!”
4:24 – Presidential penis rankings and advice for kids
4:46 – Musical finale: Once in a Lifetime from Pippin
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