A Salt With A Deli Weapon: We Are Officially Safe Enough

Mark Whitney hilariously dissects the case of a man who threw a Subway sandwich at federal officers in Washington, D.C. Through sharp satire and food puns, Whitney argues that if this is our biggest threat, then we’re “officially safe enough.” It’s a witty critique of political theater and government overreach.

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Only A Godless, Fascist Would Reject Birthright Citizenship