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Seven Better Ways To Hate

“Assholes are not a protected class. Neither are douchebags, dipshits, or fucknutz!” ~Mark Whitney, America's Coach

Coach dismantles America’s outmoded hate matrix, proposes “common law citizenship” for immigrants who are treated like citizens, and roasts Trump’s weaponization of IRS data provided by immigrants with social security numbers and business permits. Featuring Billy Long — the auctioneer-turned-IRS Commissioner who lasted 52 days — a record for the Administration.

Show Notes — America's Coach™ Live! (August 11, 2025)

  • “We need better reasons to hate each other. The old reasons aren’t working.”

  • “Assholes are not a protected class. Neither are douchebags, dipshits, or fucknutz!”

  • “I think we need something called common law citizenry…if immigrants act like citizens and we treat them like citizens, they should be Citizens!”

  • “Of all the Billy Longs in the world, he is the Billy longest. Ultra-processed Billy Long.”

  • “They ought to change his name to Billy Short — 52 days is not a very long time to be IRS Commissioner.”

  • “Once you buy into the fallacy of sides, Republicans and Democrats own your ass.”

  • “What a great country — when a high school graduate auctioneer can become IRS Commissioner for 52 days, and that’s the longest anyone has lasted in the job this year.”


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