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Seven Better Ways To Hate
“Assholes are not a protected class. Neither are douchebags, dipshits, or fucknutz!” ~Mark Whitney, America's Coach
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Why Congress Can't Stop Congress From Insider Trading
“You really want someone representing you in Congress who’s so stupid they don’t elbow their wife during Netflix and say, ‘Hey, sell that stock’?"
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Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Parody starring Sidney Sweeney
Watch Now | This is about your bottom line.
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July 2025

An Interview With Slimy Trump, The President's Penis: South Park's Breakout Star Tells All
America’s Other Commander-in-Chief Comes Clean
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"President Trump limits his raping to adult women."~Ghislaine Maxwell
The serial perjurer demands immediate transfer to Leon County Juvenile Detention Center in exchange for testimony.
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Trump: National Age Of Consent Shall Be Ten Years Old
E.O. #76318-054: Ending the Trafficking of Underage Girls (TUG)
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Installing President Vance: A Peter Thiel / WSJ Production? · It's an Epstein ghost story I would believe
“The two happiest men on the planet after that Epstein-Trump Wall Street Journal story? Peter Thiel and J.D. Vance, in that order.” ~Mark Whitney…
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Last Week On America's Coach
A creative, physical week on America's Coach. I wrote and performed a music video in the Mamdani episode, and Friday night I tore down a wall, marking…
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Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump and Sexual Blackmail Networks (w/ Nick Bryant) | The Chris Hedges Report
Despite a strong desire from the public to get to the bottom of the Epstein case, the cabal associated with Epstein continues its conspiracy to suppress…
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Watch Me Tear Down My Late Night Wall—Literally | CBS Cancels Stephen Colbert & The Late Show
Watch Now | Mark offers a satirical, historical, and highly personal obituary for a medium that lost its cultural punch.
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Addled Trump Tweets MAGA dead, there is no list, and Epstein was murdered.
Cameos by Fred Armisen, Kate McKinnon, Al Franken, Michael Wolff, and Stephen Colbert
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Zohran Mamdani, Ugandan for President. Let's do this! Special thanks to Trump & Bannon for the legal theory.
Featuring Eddie Murphy, Stevie Wonder, and a campaign song, written and performed by America's Coach!
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