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Seven Better Ways To Hate

“Assholes are not a protected class. Neither are douchebags, dipshits, or fucknutz!” ~Mark Whitney, America's Coach

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Stephen Miller: The Definition Of Hate

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Seven Better Ways To Hate

“Assholes are not a protected class. Neither are douchebags, dipshits, or fucknutz!” ~Mark Whitney, America's Coach

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Why Congress Can't Stop Congress From Insider Trading

“You really want someone representing you in Congress who’s so stupid they don’t elbow their wife during Netflix and say, ‘Hey, sell that stock’?"

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Installing President Vance: A Peter Thiel / WSJ Production? · It's an Epstein ghost story I would believe

“The two happiest men on the planet after that Epstein-Trump Wall Street Journal story? Peter Thiel and J.D. Vance, in that order.” ~Mark Whitney…

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Watch Me Tear Down My Late Night Wall—Literally | CBS Cancels Stephen Colbert & The Late Show

Watch Now | Mark offers a satirical, historical, and highly personal obituary for a medium that lost its cultural punch.

Jul 19 •

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Only A Godless, Fascist Would Reject Birthright Citizenship

The 14th Amendment is a callback to the "self-evident" natural rights that define the Declaration of Independence.

Jul 7 •

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Day One: A Declaration Re-Examined

What to do "when a long train of abuses" returns?

Jul 5 •

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THE CASA CON: Executive Overreach, Judicial Bypass, and the Strategic Erosion of Standing

For 28 more days, every person born in the United States is a citizen of the United States. Beginning July 28th that is no longer true.

Jun 29 •

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Jaywalking is a crime. Crossing the border without permission is not.

Next time Trump's Dragoons goons show up for a “wellness check” at your local elementary school, ask them how they felt about masks during Covid.

Jun 18 •

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Real Fake News

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Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Parody starring Sidney Sweeney

Watch Now | This is about your bottom line.

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An Interview With Slimy Trump, The President's Penis: South Park's Breakout Star Tells All

America’s Other Commander-in-Chief Comes Clean

Jul 30 •

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"President Trump limits his raping to adult women."~Ghislaine Maxwell

The serial perjurer demands immediate transfer to Leon County Juvenile Detention Center in exchange for testimony.

Jul 25 •

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Trump: National Age Of Consent Shall Be Ten Years Old

E.O. #76318-054: Ending the Trafficking of Underage Girls (TUG)

Jul 23 •

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Audio

26:33

Seven Better Ways To Hate

“Assholes are not a protected class. Neither are douchebags, dipshits, or fucknutz!” ~Mark Whitney, America's Coach

Aug 10 •

America's Coach™

29:46

Why Congress Can't Stop Congress From Insider Trading

“You really want someone representing you in Congress who’s so stupid they don’t elbow their wife during Netflix and say, ‘Hey, sell that stock’?"

Aug 8 •

America's Coach™

6:10

An Interview With Slimy Trump, The President's Penis: South Park's Breakout Star Tells All

America’s Other Commander-in-Chief Comes Clean

Jul 30 •

America's Coach™

14:54

Installing President Vance: A Peter Thiel / WSJ Production? · It's an Epstein ghost story I would believe

“The two happiest men on the planet after that Epstein-Trump Wall Street Journal story? Peter Thiel and J.D. Vance, in that order.” ~Mark Whitney…

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