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Aug 5 •

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An Interview With Slimy Trump, The President's Penis: South Park's Breakout Star Tells All

America’s Other Commander-in-Chief Comes Clean

Jul 30 •

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"President Trump limits his raping to adult women."~Ghislaine Maxwell

The serial perjurer demands immediate transfer to Leon County Juvenile Detention Center in exchange for testimony.

Jul 25 •

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Trump: National Age Of Consent Shall Be Ten Years Old

E.O. #76318-054: Ending the Trafficking of Underage Girls (TUG)

Jul 23 •

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Bondi Settles With MAGA Critics: "Conjugal visits with underage detainees."

Alligator Alcatraz rebranded as MAGA-friendly detention theme park.

Jul 11 •

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ICE, CPB Agents Caught Exposing Selves On School Grounds

“I personally reminded ICE, CPB and the rest of the alphabet, it’s ‘Drain The Swamp’ not ‘Drain The Beast’”, Noem explained. “Clock Out Before Cock…

Jul 3 •

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Guard Smuggles Migrant's Letter Out Of Alligator Alcatraz

By Luis A., Detainee #421139 – Alligator Alcatraz, Florida Everglades Internment Camp

Jul 1 •

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